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09.06.2025 08:06
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
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Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Why are there so many girls and not enough boys to follow?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Just Forget it!
So they tried
How does Bollywood influence Indian culture?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Still no good